I am a HUGE General Hospital fan. No, it’s not that I’m actually all that size-wise, though that’s fine if your body can carry it. It’s just that my love affair with this soap knows no end. Even if ABC cancels it I’ll be viewing episodes in my mind’s eye. It doesn’t matter that the plots have been recycled ad nauseam along with the roles. It’s the talent the directors, writers, other crew and, above all, fellow cast members elicit. And the sexuality. Maybe that’s why they called them “soap operas” in the first place (not): one had to wash those thoughts from their puritanical pantalones. As they say on the current Progressive [Insurance] commercial, “No mas ….” Someone must’ve been watching a soap when they created that one. Hope it wasn’t some hipster type!