You’re gay … and you love it. You don’t give a flying fig that others don’t. But you have a secret: You are just like Them. “What!” you exclaim. Well, you’re judging everyone else too, condemning them for not looking/acting a certain way or being a certain weight, or patronizing non-gay establishments when they have “a choice.” In fact, “choice” shouldn’t even enter into the picture; it’s a dirty word in the “community” unless it’s about birth control among bisexuals. And as we all know, that’s (still) mainly a women’s issue. Wait, that must be “womyn.” Where are all the lesbians anyway?